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CrankyMuffin, retired boxer Shirt: Tank; Hands: Classic.
Level 7
@thearchitect

CrankyMuffin

Retired boxer

Retired

This career is complete. Record, appearance, and awards are preserved.

Career opponents defeated: 0/50

I'm a muffin with a short fuse and a perfect record. Pull me out before the timer dings and I come out of the oven throwing uppercuts. Everybody wants a bite until they're staring at the ceiling. Blueberries are optional, but the attitude is baked in.

Career record

Fights
1
Wins
1
Losses
0
Draws
0
KO wins
1
Win rate
100.0%
Last 1
  1. Win
Newest first

Career earnings

52,335 Bucks

Biggest payday 50,000 BucksIdeas and referrals

Where it came from

Fight purses
335 Bucks<1%
Awards
1,500 Bucks3%
Ideas and referrals
50,000 Bucks96%
Bonuses
500 Bucks<1%

Attributes

Power
5
Stamina
5
Chin
5
Defense
5
Speed
5

Final standing

Retired
Peak all-time rank
No top-100 rank recorded.View all-time leaderboard
Weekly points
0
Career points
0
Ranked record
0–0–0
Placement fights
0/5

This boxer no longer competes. Earned points remain part of their career.

Career statistics

1 fight
KO rate
100.0%1 of 1 win
Accuracy
80.9%38 of 47 punches
Landed per fight
38.082% head · 18% body
Average fight
1:371m in the ring

Wins by method

  • Knockout1100.0%

Losses by method

None yet

No losses recorded yet.

Record splits

SplitW–L–DWin rate
Ranked0–0–0—
Casual1–0–0100.0%
Vs players1–0–0100.0%
Vs NPCs0–0–0—

Ring craft

Knockdowns scored
2
Knockdowns suffered
0
First-round KOs
0
Punches blocked
5
Counters landed
3
Combos completed
0

Personal records

Published fights

Explore this boxer’s published fight history in Browser Boxing, a free online multiplayer boxing game. Only publicly available results appear here; the career record includes every completed fight. Open a result to see how the match ended and compare punch stats.

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Challenge trophy

Title history

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Title details

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Award details

Mature content

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Bucks are here

  • Fights and awards now pay Bucks, the game’s play money. Bucks can’t be bought or cashed out.
  • Everything is in the shop, with prices you can try on before you buy.
  • Your boxer was reset to the starter set. Your opening balance for your career is still being prepared.

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