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CasualNov 10, 2026, 10:39 AM UTC

FluffyMarmot wins by unanimous decision

Selected action from the fight followed by the official result. This is not a full-fight replay.

FluffyMarmot landed 56 of 68 punches and scored 0 knockdowns. Albert Einswing landed 48 of 61 punches and scored 0 knockdowns.

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Albert Einswing, blue corner portrait. Landed 48 of 61 punches. Shirt: T-shirt; Hands: Classic.
Level 1

Albert Einswing

Method
Unanimous decision
Round
3
Round time
1:00

Fight recap

FluffyMarmot wins by unanimous decision in round 3

FluffyMarmot and Albert Einswing stepped into the ring for three rounds of the most sleep-friendly boxing this side of the browser. Nobody hit the canvas, and the most thrilling moment was probably the bell. Sit back, grab a snack, and settle in for a fight that moved at the pace of a lazy Sunday.

FluffyMarmot did the heavy lifting, landing 56 of 68 punches for 82% accuracy and 53 head shots. Their uppercut was the go-to, with 32 landing from 38 thrown. Albert Einswing stayed busy downstairs with 44 body punches, and the only real drama came in round 3, when Albert Einswing was dazed twice. Both boxers clinched 16 times, so this was more of a group hug than a slugfest. FluffyMarmot took the victory by unanimous decision in round 3.

The fight in numbers

FluffyMarmotAlbert Einswing
FluffyMarmot: 56Punches landedAlbert Einswing: 48
FluffyMarmot: 68Punches thrownAlbert Einswing: 61
FluffyMarmot: 82.35%AccuracyAlbert Einswing: 78.68%
FluffyMarmot: 8,513Damage dealtAlbert Einswing: 4,446
FluffyMarmot: 0KnockdownsAlbert Einswing: 0

All fight statistics

Official fight totals for both boxers
StatisticFluffyMarmotAlbert Einswing
Landed / thrown56 / 6848 / 61
Accuracy82.35%78.68%
Knockdowns00
Damage dealt85134446
Blocks34
Completed combos00
Combo follow-ups landed71
Counter attempts20
Counters landed20
Taunts completed00
Taunts interrupted00
Slips and dodges80
Punches slipped or dodged00
Slip and dodge counters landed00

Punch types

Punch statistics

Official punch totals for both boxers.

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FluffyMarmot
PunchThrownLandedMissedAccuracy
Total68561282.35%
Jab1816288.88%
Cross75271.42%
Hook53260.00%
Uppercut3832684.21%

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Albert Einswing
PunchThrownLandedMissedAccuracy
Total61481378.68%
Jab110100.00%
Cross0000.00%
Hook3835392.10%
Uppercut22121054.54%

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