weazy wins by unanimous decision

weazy wins by unanimous decision in round 3

weazy and FluffyBurrito stepped into the ring for three rounds of action that moved about as fast as a waiting room. Nobody hit the canvas, nobody got a standing ovation, and the most exciting thing in this fight was the sound of the bell. Every judge's card read 10-9, which is about as dramatic as scorecards get.

weazy threw 135 punches to FluffyBurrito's 110 and landed 70 of them, a 52% accuracy that is respectable in a fight this quiet. The jab was the busiest tool, thrown 67 times for 39 landed. FluffyBurrito's hook flew 95 times and found 35 targets, while 26 punches got blocked. Both fighters clinched five times, which is the boxing equivalent of two people leaning on each other at a bus stop. The key moments show FluffyBurrito dazed twice in round 3 and weazy dazed once, and weazy's share of all damage dealt sat at 55%. weazy took the victory by unanimous decision in round 3.