bblatino wins by disqualification

bblatino wins by disqualification in round 1

bblatino and cumeater squared off in the red and blue corners for a round that lasted only 61 seconds, so the most thrilling thing on the card was the clock. Honestly, watching paint dry would have been more action-packed.

Neither boxer found a rhythm. bblatino landed 9 of 35 punches for 26 percent accuracy, while cumeater connected on 7 of 25 for 28 percent, and both boxers spent four clinches hugging it out. cumeater carried 56 percent of the fight's damage, and the key moments show their guard broken three times, which is about as exciting as this got. The real drama was the paperwork: cumeater picked up a low blow and two headbutts, bblatino added a headbutt, and point deductions stacked up with three against cumeater and one against bblatino. bblatino took the victory by disqualification in round 1.