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CasualNov 9, 2026, 2:36 AM UTC

Albert Einswing wins by disqualification

Selected action from the fight followed by the official result. This is not a full-fight replay.

Noofy Knockout landed 31 of 46 punches and scored 0 knockdowns. Albert Einswing landed 15 of 22 punches and scored 0 knockdowns.

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Albert Einswing, blue corner portrait. Landed 15 of 22 punches. Shirt: T-shirt; Hands: Classic.
Level 1

Albert Einswing

Method
Disqualification
Round
1
Round time
0:51

Fight recap

Albert Einswing wins by disqualification in round 1

Noofy Knockout and Albert Einswing kicked off a fast one, and it was over at the 55-second mark. Noofy Knockout came out busy, throwing 46 punches and landing 31 of them, all to the head, for 67 percent accuracy. Albert Einswing kept it tidy at 68 percent accuracy, landing 15 of 22 and working the body with eight shots.

Albert Einswing was dazed in round one, and the fight's loudest storyline was the fouls. Noofy Knockout was called for three headbutt fouls and had three points deducted, a rough night for the rulebook. Noofy Knockout also produced 84 percent of all the damage dealt in the fight, with Albert Einswing responsible for 16 percent. Both boxers clinched three times, and neither found a knockdown. Albert Einswing took the victory by disqualification in round 1.

The fight in numbers

Noofy KnockoutAlbert Einswing
Noofy Knockout: 31Punches landedAlbert Einswing: 15
Noofy Knockout: 46Punches thrownAlbert Einswing: 22
Noofy Knockout: 67.39%AccuracyAlbert Einswing: 68.18%
Noofy Knockout: 8,001Damage dealtAlbert Einswing: 1,556
Noofy Knockout: 0KnockdownsAlbert Einswing: 0

All fight statistics

Official fight totals for both boxers
StatisticNoofy KnockoutAlbert Einswing
Landed / thrown31 / 4615 / 22
Accuracy67.39%68.18%
Knockdowns00
Damage dealt80011556
Blocks42
Completed combos00
Combo follow-ups landed70
Counter attempts00
Counters landed00
Taunts completed00
Taunts interrupted00
Slips and dodges00
Punches slipped or dodged00
Slip and dodge counters landed00

Punch types

Punch statistics

Official punch totals for both boxers.

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Noofy Knockout
PunchThrownLandedMissedAccuracy
Total46311567.39%
Jab2417770.83%
Cross116554.54%
Hook440100.00%
Uppercut74357.14%

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Albert Einswing
PunchThrownLandedMissedAccuracy
Total2215768.18%
Jab0000.00%
Cross1512380.00%
Hook52340.00%
Uppercut21150.00%

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