weazy wins by disconnect forfeit

weazy wins by disconnect forfeit in round 1

weazy and Tygothands stepped into the Browser Boxing ring for a fight that promised a slow burn. Instead, the action dried up at 35 seconds into round 1, which is less time than most people spend choosing their gloves.

weazy threw 3 punches all night and landed 2 of them, both to the head, for 67% accuracy. The jab was the only item on the menu, thrown 3 times and landed 2 times, and weazy also logged 1 clinch, which is the boxing equivalent of leaning on the furniture. Tygothands never threw a punch, so the stat sheet reads more like a single line than a box score. No knockdowns, no blocks, no body work, and no drama. If you blinked, you missed it, and if you didn't blink, you probably wondered whether the stream had frozen. weazy took the victory by disconnect forfeit in round 1.